The Campaign Diary of Robert Kenyon Aged 41 and Three-Quarters (as imagined by John Crace)
•What’s Carol Vorderman moaning about?
•All I said was how fit she was online … must be going through the menopauseAnother sweltering sub-Saharan summer’s day in late spring.
•If this is global warming, I say: “Bring it on.” I go outside to the van, turn on the engine and leave it running.
هذا الخبر من The Guardian World. خبر يقدم أدوات ذكاء اصطناعي للتلخيص والترجمة والاستماع.
المصدر: The Guardian World | Source: The Guardian WorldWhat’s Carol Vorderman moaning about? All I said was how fit she was online … must be going through the menopause
Another sweltering sub-Saharan summer’s day in late spring. If this is global warming, I say: “Bring it on.” I go outside to the van, turn on the engine and leave it running. This is the kind of day you want to burn as many fossil fuels as possible. Back indoors, I turn on the radio where Tony Blair is talking. There’s a politician who talks sense.
Bollocks to net zero. That’s what I say. It stands to reason. I mean, think back to the ice age. Let’s face it, there weren’t that many international flights a day while the Neanderthals were alive – five or six at most – and the world still got a whole lot hotter. So it’s all just woke nonsense. Make a note in my diary to ask if Tony is free to come up to Makerfield to do some door-knocking.
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