Robert Irwin invites Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to wrangle crocodiles for their honeymoon

If Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce haven’t ironed out their honeymoon plans yet, Robert Irwin has an offer they can’t refuse.

But they probably will.

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The Australian wildlife conservationist — and son of the late, great Steve Irwin — is inviting the newlyweds to spend their honeymoon at The Crocodile Hunter Lodge, a luxury resort located at his family’s Australia Zoo in Queensland.

Swift and Kelce tied the knot July 3 at Madison Square Garden, reportedly choosing the enclosed arena because it offered the privacy and security required for what was seemingly the most heavily guarded and secretive wedding in the history of marriage.

Irwin had previously offered to host the ceremony at Australia Zoo, which apparently holds quite a few weddings overlooking its African savanna section.

TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE MAKE THEIR FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE SINCE THEIR MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WEDDING

The couple passed.

"Well, I mean it was between Australia Zoo and Madison Square Garden, you know, it’s a long flight, it’s alright, I don’t blame them," Irwin joked in a recent interview with Access Hollywood.

But Irwin isn’t giving up that easily.

"Honeymoon is on the table. I literally have a five-star luxury accommodation, The Crocodile Hunter Lodge, at Australia Zoo," he said. "I mean, you’ve got an infinity pool looking over a paddock full of kangaroos. If that doesn’t say honeymoon, I don’t know what does."

The man makes a compelling argument.

I took a peek at The Crocodile Hunter Lodge on Instagram. The place looks legitimately spectacular.

And they don’t just have kangaroos. Guests also get to hang out with emus, koalas and (obviously) crocodiles. From a distance, presumably.

The one-bedroom cabins reportedly start at $949 per night, while a two-bedroom option can run more than $4,000.

That’s pretty steep for us normal people. But something tells me Taylor and Travis could swing it.

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Irwin even decided to sweeten the deal by offering to teach Swift and Kelce "how to wrangle a crocodile."

"They’d love it," he insisted.

I wouldn’t count on it, Robert. But we have to admire the persistence.